“Not Safe For Strava?”
On my ride today, all the potential ride titles i was coming up ended up sounding too racy (though no raciness intended). So I stuck with a safe title, using the lyrics from “AM Radio”: 162: “With Big Bell Bottoms And Groovy Long Hair…”.
Now, a bit later, I realize that there Rated G versions of all of these titles. So here’s the racy & safe variations, side by side:
(I’ve taken the liberty of adding new rides to this table as OG/G titles have materialized)
| OG Title | Rated G Title | Intent |
| The Dirty and Delicious Tip of the Lollipop | Sometimes, You Get The B’ar | The top piece of this particular lollipop route was a heavenly offroad experience. |
| Bruce Blow By, or Bruce Buzzed My Tower | High Speed Bruce Fly By, or Negative BruceBomber; The Pattern Is Full | CCBC Teammate Bruce flew by me during the ride |
| Boner Drier, or Boner Dry, or Bone Drier | More Bone Dry | Today was even more dry than last weekend |
| The Great Unzipping | The Great Shedding | I ended with fewer layers on than I started with |